My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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