It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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