just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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