That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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