Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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