Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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