But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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