i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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