I cockslap morals
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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