dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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