Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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