Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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