Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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