I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I did not marry a roomba.
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