so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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