you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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