Only a mothe r could love this liver
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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