problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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