if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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