i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize