Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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