don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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