Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
They took my balls.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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