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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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