Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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