You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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