just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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