sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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