did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Duck Duck Cougar?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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