Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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