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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
operation harelip BJ is a go
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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