I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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