The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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