Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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