I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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