is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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