But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she woke up with a sticky ear
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i out mim tonsoeep
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