suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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