Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN