So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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