The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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