at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.