Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.

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(925): View more from California

You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.

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(512): View more from Texas

So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?

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(631): View more from New York

I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...

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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.

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(619): View more from California

This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox

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