Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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