I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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