you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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