I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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