Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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