Don't you send me to vm
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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