the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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