Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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