does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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