Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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