I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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