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just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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