I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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