After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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