We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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