I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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