okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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