but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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