i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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